With the retinue gathered at the court of the Red Knight, the Red Warden commands higher defenses for his city as the rebel forces led by the bald Aang continues to threaten the peace. Alice and Annie are commandeered and join the personal bodyguard of the Red Knight. Meanwhile Warlord Oda and Priest Lance are stationed with the Southern Club Army within the castle walls. However, the Red Warden has an eye for Max…Max Arthos, Voidlock.
Arthos complies and dons a pink bunny outfit, with tail, and a tutu… restricted with anti-magic restraints, he ventures deep into the love chambers of the Red Knight… where upon the festivities rise to an all new height.
Meanwhile, Oda organizes the rebel forces to assault the city yet slowly pulling back to draw the Diamond Army out reducing the overall forces within the city proper. As battle ensues the Red Knight is NOT to be disturbed as he continues his lancing practice on Max. Young, but not that young, Annie engages in her own form of entertainment as he sexually seduces nine of ten hedge wizards with her, err, well…yeah.
As the night continues, Max’s endurance slowly slips as within his mind he chants the protection incantations of his youth. His will is strong and thus far is able to outlast the stamina of the Red Knight, who has progressed to pony riding training upon Max. Annie continues her seduction as she entices and engulfs several guards patrolling the palace grounds. And as the rebel forces retreat into the country side luring well over the majority of the Diamond Army away, Warlord Oda strategically rescinds the Club Army back into the city on a witch hunt against the imaginary “Red Assassin”.
After five and a half hours of horseplay, the Red Knight is expended. Unable to finish with a spectacular critical end, he dismisses Max away. Max does not clean himself off, but instead rapidly dons his gear, returns to the love, I mean bed chambers, and deceives his ways to a sleeping Red Knight. With anger in his eyes and murder on his heart, and soreness in his rear, Max proceeds to silence the Knight’s elven man-eunich-servant and proceeds to summon what’s left of his mojo for an act of revenge and violence that will far exceed what the storybooks are willing to publish.
With the favor of the Captain of the Palace Guards, Oda storms into the court of the Red Knight to continue their search for the Red Assassin. Through coordination with Annie through young squire Sara, Oda times his entrance into the court right as Max begins is own assault on the Red Knight. With a chant and a rageful glare, Max summons an iron spike that explodes from the floor through the bedding impaling the Red Knight through his buttal orifice… immobilized the Red Knight can do nothing but shiver in pain as Max recites his one liner…which I forgot what it was.
Meanwhile, the doors to the private chambers of the Knight burst open as Warlord Oda, Lance, and the Captain of the Guard charge through along with over twenty elite guards and a Rook to confront the Palace Alice. The Violet Alice appears through a rear entrance and locks eye contact with her nemesis. Oda, in a dramatic motion of pointing, declares the Palace Alice a traitor…a spy broken of her loyalty to the Queen… and violence ensues.
Max Nether Grasps the Knight and continues to drain the life force from his most hated foe. Meanwhile, young Tyn appears from no where and backstabs the Knight in a moment where he’s caught with his pants…off? She then proceeds to rob the place blind.
The Palace Alice crouches, gathering her power and launches forth in a power charge…while Alice counter-charges both slamming each other hard knocking one another back to their original positions. The Court Guards begin to hack away at the Palace Alice with their swords. With adept skill they slowly chip away at her guard, blood splurts everywhere as the Palace Alice is overwhelmed. Annie appears, confused, and begins her onslaught of fiery death.
The Red Knight, helpless, is bisected, then behanded and beheaded. Tyn flees with goodies (Red Knights Sword, Armor, and Cloak), while Max teleports away with a fistful of rings (Golem control ring, Ring of Skeletal whatevers, and one ring up to lv20).
As the Palace Alice bursts her assailants away, walking out of a flaming wall, she is then charged by and pummeled by the hulking Rook…slamming her into and through the balcony door. Staggering, the Alice regains her stance… Oda orders his Alice out of the flames and into position… Now out of the flames, Alice refocuses…her eyes acquires and locks onto the Palace Alice eyes…hate grows thick between the two. Alice crouches down, powers up, and flies through the reception courtyard in a frenzied charge slamming into the Palace Alice cutting her deep with her Alice blade and throwing her through the balcony railings… As the Palace Alice plummets far far far below the Violet Alice follows through and jumps directly on her nemesis’ body…in a deathlock they accelerate faster and faster as the palace grounds rapidly rushes to meet them.
In an explosion of dust and dirt the palace grounds violently shake after the Alices fell over a hundred feet… as the dust cloud settles…the on lookers gaze upon an impact crater twenty feet in diameter. Standing tall and well is the Violet Alice, two hands on her blade aimed right at the throat of the Palace Alice, lying beaten, battered, and defeated below her. With a quick motion, the Palace Alice’s head is decapitated… blood geyers out of her neck launching the dead Alice’s head several yards into the bushes. In a guttural scream, the Violet Alice roars in victory.
Aftermath: 2 Months downtime.
Warlord Oda is named temporary Regent of the Domains of the Red Knight as chaos ensues upon news of the death of the Red Knight. The Red Assassin remains at large. Many squads of troops are sent to enforce martial law as they conduct door to door searches for treason and rebellion. The Rebel Army continues to harass the forces of the Red Queen, and the Humpty-DumptyStein goes on a wild rampage across the farmlands of the Red Domain.
Players, you must choose your next actions for the campaign.